The adventures of Link 0-e

yah...... I got REALLY bored kinda old...... omg! they have hair!!(If anybody pays attention, my little comic peoples like this usually don't have hair )!! and noses 0_e wtfh? anways, link's hair looks odd, cause it's me...... but it's link......... so the hair is mixed don't hurt meh!

anyways
---1st---
Ingo - I feel so honored to work here
Theola - What a weirdo (yah I know, not funny........ shut up)
---2nd---
Link-Goron - Hear my name and Tremble! I am Link! Hero of the Gorons!
Missy - Wait..... if that's link, who am I following?! 0_e
---3rd---
Ruto - It's me, your fiancee Ruto! Princess of the Zoras!
Link - Oh Hell no!
Nova- Bwahaha! Sucks to be you!
---4th---
(um......... not exactly sure what color his hair is 0-e so I just went with red couldn't tell if it was supposed to be red or blonde ;_
Link- Move..... NOW!
Mido - Get lost!
Mido's Fairy - um, mido?...
Theola- He is So going to get his ass kicked!
---5th---
Gerudo - You are so busted
Link - 0o
Theola - Shoot her you Moron! Shoot her!
Gerudo in background- ?
Other gerudo- X-x

Other - This would suck if it could happen 0-e
---6th---
Shade - Malon's going to kill you...
Link- You saw NOTHING!
Bubble Malon - DIE!
Epona- *in canyon thingy* *horse whinning (spelt right? eh, whatever) noises*

0-e this happened to me once, I was playing during a thunderstorm, there was lighting right over the house and I was running around by the edge, and Epona jumped off..... landed on the platform down there..... went to Lake Hylia, came back...... still down there.... first thoughts..... Malon would so kill him if she found out about this 0_e Anyways, Shade's like.... a dark fairy, so instead of giving off light..... she makes everything darker..... most the time..... she can give off light.... but it's like one of those black lights sorta.... not very bright, but enough to see a bit ........... shut up you!